Tips on crocheting a hat.?

ok i want to crochet a hat. i've done blankets and scarves before. can anybody give me a quick crash course on how to do this? like how many should i do in the first chain? help please and thanks :D

Girlfriend wants everything Perfect... and I snapped.?

Say sorry and bring some flowers. But you have to tell her that it's not good to be a perfectionist. Apparently she's too perfectionist and it's would really a problem whether to herself or a relationship. maybe something is pressuring her to be like that. or maybe she should seek some professional advice when comes to that personality. ^-^

Ok what advice should i give my mate so she leaves me alone???

They are destined for each other they are both just to blind to see it, none of their other relationships will last, they are soul mates and just do not realize it.

Is this arrogance warranted. Consensus or no consensus?

Awe, isn't dat cute frustration and temper tantrums are the first stages of coming out of denial. It's ok, wweee don't wisten to the bad peepool who don't agwee wif us. Day will all die soon, when de gwobal warming gawds come down and smite dem.

Big Trade- What do you think?

I think this is a good trade for you. You're getting one of the best WRs in the league, plus Jackson is better then Holmes or Williams. So you're top 3 WRs will be better than before, and if you're worried about having 4 WRs on your roster, there should be someone available on the waiver wire in an 8 team league. You can look to pick up Chris Henry, lance Moore or Hakeem Nicks.

How many feel that this Seccession Gala is for pathetic Southerner LOSERS?

I agree. These people are two faced racist liars who claim to be "patriots" who "support the troops" and fight for "American principles", yet fantasize about life without the USA.

Does anyone out there still collect vinyl lp records?

I don't really go out and collect them, but I have Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, and some Michael Jackson.